What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good
—
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are some good inspirational movies?
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can you tell me a depressing story?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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